FISCE Blog
“I can’t be sued because everyone knows I did the best I could.”
-No informed executive, ever
Your favorite newsletter and CE school have shaken off the last of our turkey-coma cobwebs and are full throttling it to the finish (last Webinars of 2023 on 12/14!) The…
“Why did the turkey refuse to eat cranberry sauce? Because it was already stuffed.”
- What you get when you Google “Thanksgiving jokes”
We hope you find this edition in preparation for a big week before the big week (Thanksgiving!) Due to the holiday, we will not send an email newsletter the…
“Your badassery is the reason knuckleheads like me are free to earn a living griping about insurance and writing cheesy newsletters.”
-Happy Veteran’s Day from the FISCE team
To all of our patrons who served it’s my honor to wish you a Happy Veteran’s Day. It says it above but it’s worth…
“Using puns is an unclever, out-of-touch, ridiculous marketing strategy. Seriously…why are you still reading this?” -Kevin Amrhein
It’s a scary week to be at the FISCE and we’re excited to shriek with you. Highlights of this week’s terrifying events and our full-month schedule are below.
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“Bless me, my liege. For without thee, I am but a loose leaf in a mighty wind.”
-Insurance pros forced into submission by the ISO
As Halloween approaches, we’re filling our candy stash with enough sweets (full-sized Butterfinger bars) 🍫🤩 and CE Webinars to launch your energy level into the…
“Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice.”
-Tim Ferriss
It’s a fine week to be at the FISCE and we’re excited to share it with you. Highlights of this week’s events and our full-month schedule are below.
“What the h#ll are my CE requirements?!” …
“To summarize: wire you a few hundred grand and email 10k worth of gift cards to an @darkweb address. Yes? Ok, thanks for confirming…”
-More people than you think
It’s a fine week to be at the FISCE and we’re excited to share it with you. Highlights of this week’s events and our full-month…
“You’ve been with me for decades and it’s truly an honor to take life’s journey with you.”
-Words obviously directed at one’s home and auto insurance policies
It’s a fine week to be at the FISCE and we’re excited to share it with you. Highlights of this week’s events and our full-month…
“The room quickly fills with the formidable scent of enlightenment.”
-Fans of our onsite CE programs
It’s a fine week to be at the FISCE and we’re excited to share it with you. Highlights of this week’s events and our full-month schedule are below.
We don’t smell. Have you considered how…
“Look, it says right here: ‘all the insurance I need to get paid, forever and ever, Amen.”
-How your commercial insured thinks a certificate works
First, we’re sending our best vibes to those of you affected by horrible Hurricane Idalia. Our pals at Feeding Florida are providing much-needed…
“The superior man blames himself. The inferior man blames others.”
-Don Shula, Dolphins legend & winningest head coach in NFL history
First, a personal note. Anyone reading this knows that ugly Idalia is likely to cause a ruckus in Florida this week. Please stay safe and know that the…
“Your newsletter memes add 10 pounds.”
-A common quip when I meet insurance pros in person
The FISCE makes house calls. You know and love our Webinars but have you considered how cool it would be to see one of FISCE’s living, breathing, human instructors dropping golden nuggets of knowledge…
“This is gonna’ take a while and that place sells beer. Let’s put it here.”
- Federal agents selecting the site of the infamous FL Keys roadblock in 1982 (scroll to the F5 for the story)
It’s a fine week to be at the FISCE and we’re excited to share it with you. Highlights of this week’s…
“Because every day that beach is NOT crawling with insurance people is a crime against humanity.”
-The motivation behind how construction of the immense Breakers Hotel was completed in less than one year
You, me, the FISCE & Palm Beach = 😎❤️
Our train is pulling into The Breakers this…
“If this guy cooks half as good as he teaches our waistlines are in deep %^&*!”
-Florida insurance pros referring to instructor Dave “Special Sauce” Thompson
It’s a fine week to be at the FISCE and we’re excited to share it with you. Highlights of this…
“It’s settled…finally. I’m glad we’re all on the same page and that we can move forward with no challenge from any party whatsoever forever and ever, Amen.” -Outcome of legislation not one single time in history
It’s a fine week to be at the FISCE and we’re excited to share it with you.…
“So the answer is yes, there is coverage subject to the exception in the exclusion barring modification by the endorsement which applies in some cases when certain circumstances occur subject to provisions set forth in a subsection of item B. ”
-A thing you might actually…
“Last time they closed for a week I gained 30 pounds and yelled weird things at myself in the car.”
-FL insurance pros reacting to the FISCE’s week off
We’re back! After a week off the FISCE is open, abuzz and ready for business, baby! *If we were you we’d…
“The sea was angry that day, my friends – like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.”
-George Costanza (explaining how dislodging a golf ball from a whale’s blowhole made him a beach hero)
It’s a fine week to be at the FISCE and we’re excited to…
“109?! What the %^&*?!”
-Shout-out to the hottest temp ever recorded in FL (scroll to the F5 for the sizzling story)
It’s a fine week to be at the FISCE and we’re excited to share it with you. A few helpful resources, highlights of this week’s events, and…