“We’re gonna’ need a bigger umbrella.”
-South Floridians when temps drop below 40
This week: JAN Webinar schedule, P&C licensees: did something happen, lizard droppings
Happy New Year, insurance pros!
FL’s finest CE Webinars resume January…
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“As we celebrate this special day, let us rejoice that from this place, 500 years from now, will rise a magnificent insurance school.”
-Hernando de Soto, Tallahassee, December 1539
We’re putting a giant bow this week on the gift that was 2022’s Webinar…
“Their stuff really is that good. If they need a soprano for the tour I hope they call us first.” - Mariah Carey’s publicist reacting to “Have a Claims Free New Year”
In this edition: let’s go caroling, free money from Florida, tons of Webinars this week including…
“Too rich for my blood!”
-John D. Rockefeller, circa 1918, reacting to the Hotel Ormond raising his rent (scroll to the “F5” for the story)
In this edition: free money, special session, upcoming Webinars, FL’s Rocky past
I hope this…
“Why did the turkey refuse to eat cranberry sauce? Because it was already stuffed.”
-What you get when you Google “Thanksgiving jokes”
I hope this newsletter finds you well and unscathed from our state’s unwelcomed visitor last week. If Hurricane/TS…
“Look at the bright side; it would clear out some of those darn snakes!”
-Officials discussing the accidental detonation of missiles housed in the Glades (scroll to the F5 for context)
Monday, Monday. To accommodate for the week of Thanksgiving (no Webinars that…
“You get 90 days! You get 90 days!! YOU get 90 days!!!”
-Oprah informing members of her excited audience they’ve just received a CE deadline extension
90 days. The Florida Department of Financial Services (DFS) announced that due to Hurricane Ian it’s…
Famous Florida flood insurance guru David Thompson recently joined the FISCE for a discussion that could prove useful for Florida insurance pros and their insureds in the wake of horrible Hurricane Ian.
Many thanks to David for allowing us to record and share it. We hope you find this information…
“Seriously TIME? What the %^&*?”
-reaction from Sting and his band The Police when passed over for a machine (scroll to the F5 for the amazing story)
In this edition: rare Monday Webinar (register up until the start time!), the W5, Webinars this week, Boca’s big…
“Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former (insurance teacher), now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!”
-Line from FL’s finest flick? Scroll to the FS for details
In this edition: A global…
“What the actual %^&*?!”
-Floridians learning Labor Day is when much of the country closes the pool
As everyone’s favorite summer holiday returns next Monday, look for the next edition of everyone’s favorite newsletter to make landfall next Tuesday, 9/6.…
“I don’t want to coach too far into my 60s. By then, I’ll be playing golf four or five times a week.”
-Steve Spurrier (who achieved this goal after taking Chris Amrhein’s Webinar that you can take this Tuesday)
In this edition: college football, legendary…
“Well, at least we don’t have to learn about insurance…amiright? Eck!”
-Children in early 19th century St. Augustine at America’s oldest wooden schoolhouse (scroll to the F5 for more)
In this edition: Whole lotta’ helpful Webinars this week, the “W5”, useful stuff…
“Rookie.”
-Natives during summer to anyone in FL without a towel & extra shirt in their car
In this edition: Thanks LAAIA, “W5” Smashing Saturdays, Webinars this week, useful stuff for hurricane season and CE compliance
Your favorite…
“Annnnnnd action!” *points to guy at front of room
-Something I expect everyone to say at the beginning of my classes this week
In this edition: come see me live, Webinars resume next week, useful stuff for hurricane season and CE compliance…
“Fort Lauderdale Beach? Seriously? I call bu%^&*!”
-Person who wants to win a free t-shirt (scroll to the F5 for details and how to enter)
In this edition: the state wants to improve your house, Webinars this week, useful stuff for hurricane season and CE…
“What will I do with the commission? Buy the house next door!”
-Me, if I were the agent who recently sold FL’s most expensive home (scroll to the F5 for the story)
In this edition: a global premiere, the state wants to improve your house, Webinars this week…
“Of course I won’t aim it at the house. How stupid do you think I am?”
-Florida Man using cigarette (that’s still in his mouth) to light bottle-rocket
Grab your portable chair/cooler, pop a squat and get ready to gaze in awe at the explosive stuff we’re…
“It’s so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.”
-Ron Burgandy (find the clip on YouTube and you’ll laugh for an hour)
Happy Monday, insurance pros! And happy-belated Father’s Day!
It’s been really freakin’ hot lately and that’s on me. Do some digging and…
“A spaceman dropped a lab-grown pig onto my cannabis garden.”
-A claim your insured will have soon if not already
I’m distracted and so are you. Between property market drama and Hurricane Season it’s been tough lately for us insurance folks to shift focus.…